The most retarded community on Solana
" I missed my mom's funeral. I was waiting for Elon to drop a CA "
About Retardz
Retardz is a community of extremely funny people, alcoholics, MILF lovers, and life failures who feel unloved and wish everyone outside of the Retardz community the worst.
Join us or GTFO; karma will haunt you and make your dick even smaller than it is now. But don’t get confused; becoming a part of the Retardz family must be earned.
If you are normal, have a job, don’t gamble, or are rich, you can go flex somewhere else.
We hate you and your rich gay friends.
Roadmap
Stage 1
- Community (losers & drug addicts) building
- Daily dose of demotivational quotes
- $RETARDZ launch
- Dubai holidays with A+ escort for devs
Stage 2
- NFT collection designed by a famous Pakistani artist (Fiverr)
- Building treasury with meme tokens and drugs
- 6 months of mental treatment for devs
Stage 3
- Online casino launch (without a gambling license)
- Merch or similar launch to extract more money from losers
Stage 4
- Sponsorship deal with loser clubs, e.g., Tottenham Hotspur F.C.
Stage 5
- Becoming the least valuable NFT & token in the world
Stage 6
- Founders doxxing to earn fame
NOTHING
(Seriously, no utility - go away)
We just vibe and hate everything we see and can’t have. If you want utility, buy a toilet and take a shit to get the utility you look for.
⚠️ Everything on this website is a joke. Nothing should be taken as financial advice. All assets you buy from the Retardz team are expected to go to zero and put you in debt ⚠️
🚨 In case you want to call the police after you have been rugged, bear in mind that Retardz is founded by Jill Biden, who received full immunity from legal repercussions by the 46th President of the United States, Joe Biden 🚨
🚨 In case you want to call the police after you have been rugged, bear in mind that Retardz is founded by Jill Biden, who received full immunity from legal repercussions by the 46th President of the United States, Joe Biden 🚨